{"product_id":"not-a-reindeer","title":"Not a Reindeer","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe penguin christmas wrapping paper that's fooling absolutely nobody and completely, entirely committed to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBlack. White. Red Scarves. Antlers That Do Not Belong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eStep into a world where penguin christmas wrapping paper stops being sweet and starts being funny. Not a Reindeer is a clean white ground covered with hand-drawn penguins — loose brush linework, red striped scarves, and a pair of tiny brown antlers strapped to every single head. They are not reindeer. They know they are not reindeer. Completely, entirely undeterred. The most charming thing under any tree this year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for the Gift-Giver Who Has Never Once Taken Christmas Too Seriously\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eNot a Reindeer was made for the modern gift-giver who understands that funny christmas wrapping paper, done completely right, can be genuinely well designed and genuinely hilarious in exactly the same breath. Furthermore, it suits the person who reaches for wit over kitsch, hand-drawn over generic — the one who wraps a gift and makes every recipient laugh out loud before they've even touched the ribbon. While cute christmas wrapping paper is everywhere, however, this one arrives with an actual joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Gag That Never Stops Being Funny\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThere is a particular charm to penguin christmas wrapping paper this cleverly considered. Additionally, the loose brush-drawn quality gives every penguin a personality that a slick digital print can never match entirely. Although the palette is completely simple — white, black, red, brown — it is extraordinary in its appeal. Because when kids christmas wrapping paper is this witty and this entirely well made, moreover, the adults enjoy it just as much as the children do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eNot a Reindeer belongs on every gift given by someone who knows that Christmas is meant to be fun. Add it to your order — and give them something completely, entirely worth the laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For Every Occasion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e🐧 Christmas — penguin christmas wrapping paper this witty makes every gift under the tree arrive already raising a smile. The antlered penguins hold a completely charming, genuinely funny authority that suits every gift that has always, entirely deserved more than a standard festive print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e👨👩👧 Family \u0026amp; Kids Christmas Gifting — Not a Reindeer brings a completely joyful, playfully considered energy to every family gift. Additionally, the clean black-and-white palette photographs beautifully against any tree. It is the tiny antlers, however, that makes every recipient understand immediately and entirely that this gift was wrapped with a sense of humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e🎁 Secret Santa \u0026amp; Office Gifting — For every gift given by someone who has never once been boring entirely. Not a Reindeer is the funny christmas wrapping paper for the person who always, completely means it — and has always, entirely been right to make it this fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyling Tips\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e🎀 Ribbon — A wide forest green satin ribbon grounds the black and white with completely festive contrast. Additionally, a red striped grosgrain works beautifully for a cheekier finish that picks up every little penguin scarf entirely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e🏷️ Gift Tag — A white card with black hand-lettering or a very short punchline. Entirely in keeping with the witty, hand-drawn energy running through every inch of this paper completely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e✨ Tonal Layering — Wrap in Not a Reindeer and finish with crisp white or red tissue. The result is a completely considered gift stack that looks as playfully assembled and as entirely intentional as the funniest gesture that has ever been worth making.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e🦌 Finishing Touch — A tiny pair of novelty antlers tied to the bow makes Not a Reindeer completely, entirely the most charming and most talked-about gift under the tree. Witty, warm, and costing almost nothing extra to get entirely right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePlease Note: Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the final printed product due to individual monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium 90gsm fine art paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTear-resistant wrapping paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGlossy or matte finish available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eShips rolled in protective tubing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, contact@hausofwrap.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" x 36\" \/ Glossy","offer_id":49041974788331,"sku":"29245651290518469958","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" x 36\" \/ Matte","offer_id":49041974821099,"sku":"25007850183917748122","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" x 72\" \/ Glossy","offer_id":49041974853867,"sku":"17096685681654234994","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" x 72\" \/ Matte","offer_id":49041974886635,"sku":"22044571072417945074","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" x 180\" \/ Glossy","offer_id":49041974919403,"sku":"91346778620697403821","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" x 180\" \/ Matte","offer_id":49041974952171,"sku":"31816998919754960045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/8629\/3227\/files\/20260711231028-1f17d7db-4dac-617a-bcec-0abcd34ff40a.png?v=1783903807","url":"https:\/\/www.hausofwrap.com\/products\/not-a-reindeer","provider":"Haus of Wrap","version":"1.0","type":"link"}